What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : So, are you seeing someone?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Why are American women so ugly nowadays?

He : Tea ?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Why do people love to live alone in a house?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Why are so many people anti-Trump? People didn't like Obama either, but he was the president, so people didn't do this. What makes Trump different?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : No

Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?

Me : Sure.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Have you ever secretly watched someone while they were doing something private?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

What are some common examples of human hypocrisy?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : I'm 24.

How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

☆ what's the thing that made u fell in love with your bias?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : Thank you.

In your opinion, what is the worst rock band in history and why do you think they gained a large following?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Then let's have some coffee

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : I don't drink

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Why are some people afraid of monsters?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.